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There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? The one on the range.
A man was moving the front yard, then, blonde neighbor came out to her family's mailbox, open mailbox, glanced toward where it slammed shut, and then fixing authorities merely rushed back to her room. After a child, she went to mail it out, open the mailbox again, then slammed shut. Somewhat angrily back to the house. When the man was about to repair to the edges of the lawn when the blonde came out again. She rushed to the mailbox, open, and then fall on the times with the hammer than what all great. feel very funny man but also very curious and asked her:what matter out of a child? her back:Oh! my stupid old computer tell me a mail!


Q. What did God say after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better than that.

Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A. They won't stop to ask for directions.

Q. How are men and parking spots alike?
A. Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at single bars have in common?
A. They are all married.

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